so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

what…what is this

the history of purchases from one of my many preferred websites rip me

ohnoraptors:

アリーシャは今、こんな感じです。表情やポーズはもちろん、服の細部の表現にもこだわっていただいてます!
holy shit

lmao

no more suffering, please

no more suffering, please

samurai, berserker, black mage, white mage, green mage, sentinel, ravager, synergist, saboteur, medic 2 u too

Samurai: Have you ever upset someone who depended on you?
who knows, idk who has depended on me before

Berserker: Have you ever gone on a rampage that dealt a lot of damage?
ahh yes the good old daily x5 rampage, destroy as many plebs and non-european cars as possible within the single use range of the car

Black Mage: If you could have any destructive power, what would it be?
prob energy manipulation idk

White Mage: If you could have any restorative power, what would it be?
restore my youth gauge ( currently at 420% due to surgery xox)

Green Mage: Choose one illness in the world to cure.
i will choose 2 cure bogan because dat a serious issue, i won’t say bein a pleb cuz we have to have a lower class in order to have an upper class~~

Sentinel: Who are you most protective of?
sugar daddy and my children in the drop off zone

Ravager: What is something you are relentless towards?
my x5 is relentless to things that cost less than what it is worth

Synergist: When have you felt your best? Why?
who knows, when i open new fogs, how sad is that

Saboteur: When have you felt your worst? Why?
whenever i buy de fogs tbh

Medic: When have you felt your sickest?
ordering fog

AYYYYY i'll choose my fave classes: medic, bard, summoner, white mage, and thief!

Medic - When have you felt your sickest?
hmm probably this one time in grade 7 i was feeling so sick in class and so i asked to be excused, nearly collapsed and then just threw up in the toilets for a while ( i don’t really get sick often lmao)

Bard - Do you like singing? Are you good at singing? 
i always sing along when i’m driving if i like the song enough but no, i am an awful singer

Summoner - If you were to have a familiar, or spirit animal, what would it be like? 
omfg who knows, probably something that would be able to enahnce/boost me in some way or like be capable of transformation to fight tbh

White Mage - If you could have any restorative power, what would it be? hmm probs like esuna type magic, remove any illness of any sort??

Thief - Ever stolen anything? 
only the hearts of my admiring fans~

Final Fantasy Classes questions: GO!
1. Warrior - What is something you will fight for?
2. Monk - Are you a pacifist?
3. Samurai - Have you ever upset someone who depended on you?
4. Dragoon - When have you felt the most pressure on your shoulders?
5. Thief - Ever stolen anything?
6. Ninja - Are you good at disappearing or hiding?
7. Dark Knight - What do you believe in that most people don't find honorable?
8. Paladin - What is something you will die for?
9. Hunter - Do you have great eyesight?
10. Viking - How do you feel about the ocean?
11. Berserker - Have you ever gone on a rampage that dealt a lot of damage?
12. Mystic Knight - What do you believe in that most people don't?
13 Onion Knight - One of your weirdest traits?
14. Machinist - Are you good with technology?
15. Freelancer - Do you think rules are important?
16. Gunner - Have you ever shot a gun? What kind?
17. Black Mage - If you could have any destructive power, what would it be?
18.White Mage - If you could have any restorative power, what would it be?
19. Devout - Are you a spiritual person?
20. Summoner - If you were to have a familiar, or spirit animal, what would it be like?
21. Time Mage - Would you go back in time to change something you regret?
22. Scholar - Do you like school?
22. Green Mage - Choose one illness in the world to cure.
23. Sage - Do you believe in Karma?
24. Alchemist - How do you feel about technological and scientific advances as of lately?
25. Red Mage - Are you a jack of all trades, or more of a specialist in one thing?
26. Blue Mage - How do you feel about copycats?
27. Geomancer - Is the environments wellbeing important to you?
28. Bard - Do you like singing? Are you good at singing?
29. Beastmaster - Do you love animals? Post pictures of your favorite animal!
30. Dancer - Can you dance?
31. Gambler - Have you been feeling lucky lately?
32. Mime - Have you ever lost your voice? How was it?
33. Puppet Master - What's something you want to have control of in your life?
34. Memorist - What's your fondest memory? And what's your earliest memory?
35. Commando - Do you think you're more of a leading role in your relationships?
36. Sentinel - Who are you most protective of?
37. Ravager - What is something you are relentless towards?
38. Synergist - When have you felt your best? Why?
39. Saboteur - When have you felt your worst? Why?
40. Medic - When have you felt your sickest?