so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
what…what is this
the history of purchases from one of my many preferred websites rip me
Samurai: Have you ever upset someone who depended on you?
who knows, idk who has depended on me before
Berserker: Have you ever gone on a rampage that dealt a lot of damage?
ahh yes the good old daily x5 rampage, destroy as many plebs and non-european cars as possible within the single use range of the car
Black Mage: If you could have any destructive power, what would it be?
prob energy manipulation idk
White Mage: If you could have any restorative power, what would it be?
restore my youth gauge ( currently at 420% due to surgery xox)
Green Mage: Choose one illness in the world to cure.
i will choose 2 cure bogan because dat a serious issue, i won’t say bein a pleb cuz we have to have a lower class in order to have an upper class~~
Sentinel: Who are you most protective of?
sugar daddy and my children in the drop off zone
Ravager: What is something you are relentless towards?
my x5 is relentless to things that cost less than what it is worth
Synergist: When have you felt your best? Why?
who knows, when i open new fogs, how sad is that
Saboteur: When have you felt your worst? Why?
whenever i buy de fogs tbh
Medic: When have you felt your sickest?
Medic - When have you felt your sickest?
hmm probably this one time in grade 7 i was feeling so sick in class and so i asked to be excused, nearly collapsed and then just threw up in the toilets for a while ( i don’t really get sick often lmao)
Bard - Do you like singing? Are you good at singing?
i always sing along when i’m driving if i like the song enough but no, i am an awful singer
Summoner - If you were to have a familiar, or spirit animal, what would it be like?
omfg who knows, probably something that would be able to enahnce/boost me in some way or like be capable of transformation to fight tbh
White Mage - If you could have any restorative power, what would it be? hmm probs like esuna type magic, remove any illness of any sort??
Thief - Ever stolen anything?
only the hearts of my admiring fans~